Snapple Mango Madness C/tl

You're probably wondering why our mangos are mad. Well, we'll tell you. They were living the good life as an under-the-radar fruit, until Snapple started bottling up their flavor to make this delicious fruit drink blend. Now that their cover is blown, they have to deal with the fruit-a-razzi. Don't tell them they're also Made from the Best Stuff on Earth, or it may go straight their head.