Frito-lay Maui Style Onion

Howzit, potato chip folks! Have you ever wondered why Maui Onions taste so unreal? It's because they're so happy! I mean, where else can an onion wake up every morning, grab his board, paddle out into the crystal blue, and clock some major tube time in the most awesome wave on the planet? Oh like Kansas maybe? Yeah right.. as if. There's NO place as classic as Maui. Except maybe Bali, but I don't think Indonesian onions can surf.