Justin's Butter Cups, Cashew, Organic, Dark Chocolate

Dark Chocolate Cashew Butter Cups Terms of Consumption: By eating these cups, the two parties – Justin (me) and the eater (you) – enter a binding agreement, stipulating the following terms: Justin is not responsible for any obsessive thinking about cashews, cashew butter, or cashew-related treats. Furthermore, Justin is absolved of all responsibility in relation to irresistible cravings for the aforementioned cashew stuff, hereinafter, hitherto, and henceforth. Ipso facto, ad hominem,...