PRAISE THE LARD: Dear Lard, this is Fatworks. On behalf of fat lovers everywhere we are so ECSTATIC to see you making a comeback. You wouldn't believe what happened while you were gone! First of all, this cheap industrialized stuff called vegetable oil and trans-fat moved into your room. At first they seemed ok but soon we started to notice weird stuff like increased heart disease, obesity, diabetes and metabolic derangement. So you can see why we are so glad you came back to us all Pasture Raised...